Note: In 2025, the Democrats gave us . . . a lot to talk about! This political parody song is set to the final stanza of the classic carol “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

In the twelfth month of ’25 Democrats gave to us:

Minnesota’s fraud: nine billion gone 
A socialist crowned in New York’s town
Porter’s meltdown on screen
Kirk’s shooting: brushed aside, obscene
A train death born from failed‑law craze
Senator Mitchell’s felony days
L.A. riots set Waymo cars ablaze
Tapper rewrote truth for a fee
Crockett told migrants: pick cotton
Snow White went woke
National reading score woes
And California burned on nightly TV