Kamala Harris’ Friends in High Places (Song)

(Parody To Friends in Low Places)

Got a gold parachute, I slept with a suit
And attended those black-tie affairs
The first one to show, the last one to go
I made sure everyone saw me there

And I saw the surprise and the hope in your eyes
As I raised my glass of champagne
And I toasted you, Democracy you’re through
Please don’t make a scene, don’t complain

‘Cause I’ve got friends in high places
Where the money flows and the DNC chases the voters away
So, I’m OK
Yeah, I’m not big on primary races
Think I’ll jet on down to an oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in high places

Well, I guess I was right, liberals ain’t that bright
Yeah, I’ve fooled them all before
Got it locked up airtight, so I’ll just say good night
And show myself through the White House front door
Hey, I’m still the Queen of Cali’s elite scene
Just give me the power and then
I’ll have the dough from those Dem super PAC moles
You know just on who I depend

‘Cause I’ve got friends in high places
Where the money flows and the DNC chases the voters away
So, I’m OK
Yeah, I’m not big on primary races
Think I’ll jet on down to an oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in high places

I’ve got friends in high places
Where the money flows and the DNC chases the voters away
So, I’m OK
Yeah, I’m not big on primary races
Think I’ll jet on down to an oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in high places

Yeah, I’ve got friends in high places