(Parody To Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the White House,
The Bidens spend their days.
To the Rose Garden they go,
Smiling all the way.
With kin and friends in tow,
And pretense oh so bright,
What a sham it is to know
Navy Joan’s not welcome tonight!

There they are, there they are,
Feigning all the way.
Oh, how hard it is to watch
Hypocrisy on display.
There they are, there they are,
Feigning all the way.
Oh, how hard it is to watch
Hypocrisy on display.

In ‘18 she was born.
Her story we must tell.
The first family did know
Her father said farewell.
So, cast aside she was,
Through no fault of her own.
The Biden’s faith and friendship
Is for all but Navy Joan.

There they are, there they are,
Feigning all the way.
Oh, how hard it is to watch
Hypocrisy on display.
There they are, there they are,
Feigning all the way.
Oh, how hard it is to watch
Hypocrisy on display.

The Biden family show
Crafted for all to see.
Their wealth is tied to Joe
Who is their honoree.
Family tales we’re told
Conflict with what we see.
Have we been sold fool’s gold?
If so, shame on thee.

There they are, there they are,
Feigning all the way.
Oh, how hard it is to watch
Hypocrisy on display.
There they are, there they are,
Feigning all the way.
Oh, how hard it is to watch
Hypocrisy on display.